Husband Goes On Business Trip For Wife Is Mistress

- My lover, you are a strong and brave person. If my husband suddenly appeared at the door right now, what would you do?

 

- I"ll beat him to a pulp and then throw him out the door. I"ll let him know we love each other.

 

Suddenly, they heard a frightened voice coming from the door:

 

- No, no, I"m still on a business trip for two more days.