King Liar Goes Fishing

- Is the harvest good, my friend?

 

- That"s too good! - Thomas laughed loudly - You can"t imagine, yesterday I caught more than 10 kg of salmon here!

 

The man smiled and said:

 

- Do you know who you"re talking to?

 

- Are not! - Thomas replied doubtfully.

 

Serious man:

 

- New protection in this area!

 

- Ah, so you probably don"t know who I am! - Thomas laughed loudly.

 

The security guard asked:

 

- Who are you?

 

Thomas patted his chest proudly:

 

- The person who won the championship trophy of the city"s lie contest for 3 consecutive years.

 

- !!!