Wine Helps Wife Be Beautiful And Sexy

- Honey! Wine makes you look so beautiful and sexy!

Husband Goes On Business Trip For Wife Is Mistress

- My lover, you are a strong and brave person. If my husband suddenly appeared at the door right now, what would you do?

- For one pig it is 2 USD, for both pigs it is 3 USD.

Every time my mother is absent, my father often says the same thing.

- I am so lonely and sad here, honey.

- Yes, you are still young and have such good self-awareness, you will definitely succeed in the future.

- Sorry, let me be blunt, you are only destined to be a thief in the future.

- That"s too good! - Thomas laughed loudly - You can"t imagine, yesterday I caught more than 10 kg of salmon here!

- Before, this clock ran 15 minutes slow, but after you fixed it, it ran 15 minutes fast again. How do you feel?

- Oh, I forgot to say. I have to find a way to get the cat out of my husband is mouth first.